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Sunday Funday: Guns Kill Kids Edition

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Unsurprising news this week: the number one killer of children in America is now guns. It used to be cars and cancer, but thanks to laws, regulations, lawsuits and racing cars, cars have become much safer over the years and cancer has long been a focus of research.

Not so with firearms which have been shielded from all safety features by a Republican Party that works hand in hand with the firearms industry to keep their products safe and lethal.

It’s strange how Republicans are so adamant about stopping abortions, yet do nothing to help a child after birth, including doing something about the #1 killer of children, guns.

What is happening’?

A) Perhaps the funniest story of the week is about Tucker Carlson and his prescription for making men more manly, which includes a man doing what?

B) Patrick Lyoya of Grand Rapids Michigan died at the hands of police after being arrested for what minor traffic violation?

C) Kathryn Kimball Mizelle had more than 15 minutes of fame last week when she did what?

D) Which star witness for the Manhattan DA said “Charge Trump or I’m out!” Last week?

E) Lack of communication caused the Capitol Police to send out an evacuation alert from the Capitol complex as US Army paratroopers did what?

F) Marjorie Taylor Greene had to testify on her own behalf on Friday in a lawsuit trying to remove her from the ballot for what reason?

G) The Ministry of Education has announced changes to the Income Based Reimbursement Program that will help thousands of which group of people?

H) Florida rejected most textbooks on what subject saying they “contained prohibited subjects” especially “critical race theory”?

I) On Fox’s “The Masked Singer” this week, Judge Ken Jeong walked off stage when it was revealed who the Masked Singer was?

J) Iowa will no longer be guaranteed first in nation status for presidential reference in which party?

K) In the wake of Governor Ron DeSantis’ “don’t say gay” law, the Florida Legislature removed special government status from which Florida-based amusement park?

L) Which Republican governor caused a massive rollback at the border by slowing down truck inspections? This caused soaring food prices and massive amounts of spoiled produce.

M) Launch failed! What high-profile Internet news service has announced it will shut down on April 30, just one month after its launch?

N) Early for wildfires, but they’re raging in which southwestern states?

O) If you are Elon Musk and you want to buy a toy, what are you trying to buy?

P) A Catholic diocese in New Jersey will pay what record amount of 300 victims of priest abuse?

Q) Which streaming service was penalized on the stock market after reporting a loss of 200,000 subscribers?

A) The Biden administration announced a new initiative that will send dollars and help isolated communities in what segment of America?

S) Ohio’s Republican Senate primary seems to highlight an open rift between the forces of Trump and those of which major Republican electoral power?

T) Michigan State Senator Mallory McMorrow responded on the floor of the state senate to a flier from her Republican opponent claiming McMorrow was what?

When I watch how some people wear their masks, I slowly realize why birth control so often goes wrong. – Sidney W

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Answers:

A) tan his balls. You men are alone on this one

B) A license plate violation

C) ended the federal government’s mandate to wear masks in transport

D) Michael Cohen

E) Parachuting in the Washington Nationals baseball game. The military did not inform Capitol police of the stunt

F) take part in an insurrection against the United States

G) student borrowers

H) Maths – no, really, maths

I) Rudy Giulani

j) democratic

K) Disney World. This will impose a heavy tax burden on residents of Orange County

L) Abbot of Texas

M) CNN+

N) Arizona and New Mexico

O)Twitter

P) $87.5 million

Q) Netflix

R) rural areas – the network of rural partners

S) Club for Growth

T) a ‘groomer’ – this term is now used to claim Democrats are pedophiles